Men as Dog Breeds
We all know that "all men are dogs". That sentence already made you roll your eyes didn't it? It's important to remember that each dog is different, so you have to figure out which type of dog the man you're dealing with is. We're here to help you out!
The "Golden Retriever" Boy
Probably the most common type. Golden Retriever boys are high energy, loving, and overflowing with natural charisma. These boys are usually athletic and shredded to a tee, and would chant "chug" at a house party. The type of guys that are dense so they don't realise the extent of their effect on women is.
Initially, you might think these boys are into your "bimbos," but they're more than that. They're into girls who are compassionate girls who are in their "save the world" era. When dealing with these boys, try not to be too predictable because like Golden Retrievers, they chase after the next thing they see
The "Doberman" Boy
Tatted, tough and rugged. All the words that come to mind when describing a "Doberman" boy. These boys are pretty in black but even prettier without a shirt. The way they look at you will make you feel like you're alone in a room even though you're in a sea of people.
These boys would fall for any kind of girl. They don't have a particular type. Red flags to look out for when seeing a Doberman boy is that they are most likely going to be emotionally unavailable. Ideally, the advice is to be patient and let them open up to you when they feel like they're ready.
The "Border Collie" Boy
Can't forget about the Border Collie boys. Oozing with charm and surprise, they're also smart as hell. The Border Collie is the smartest dog breed for a reason. You learn something new after every conversation.
These boys are into girls that are straight-edge and traditional. Border Collie boys are ambitious. Just keep in mind they're doing three different things at once, and they may neglect you. Best thing to do is be supportive.
The "Pitbull" Boy
The "Pitbull" boys are your gym bros who's sculpted by the gods. Pitbull boys are popular with the dudes and chicks. He's Mr. Worldwide for a reason. Pitbull boys are there for you when trouble ensues.
These boys are typically into either the blonde Barbie aesthetic, or goths. Pitbull boys are self-improvement junkies, so if they feel like you are holding them back from levelling up they won't be afraid to drop you.
